The meaning of...
So there we were (having just popped into Sainsburys to use the loo on the way home) standing only feet away from the clothes rails and I really didn't go there with the intention of looking, but while we were there and given that we live at least an hour from any major town, it would have been silly not to look, wouldn't it?
I found a gorgeous brown suede jacket (25% off the price remember!) and then felt the need to find a pretty blouse to go with it. Some new undies (always essential) and a replacement dressing gown for the shameful thing that has been masquerading as an item of clothing for the last couple of months (somehow there are no sadder items of clothes than a dressing gown that has had it).
Dave became a walking trolley (as we hadn't intended shopping, we hadn't got one on the way in) and slowly I saw the will to continue drain away from him. So feeling sorry for him, I announced that was probably enough choosing and that I was ready to go... to the changing room to try everything on. Dave, who is the most patient person that I have ever met, smiled (weakly) and off we went to the changing rooms.
This, as everyone knows, can be a danger moment for relationships. Does he be honest and tell me that I look fat or awful or frumpy in the top I have selected? Or does he say it looks great and then take the flack when we get home and I try it on again only to realise that I look fat or awful or frumpy? Dave, ever tactful, suggested I try a different design top which might be more flattering (10 out of 10 for excellent argument avoidance). He wandered off to look at more manly things than the gawdy pink kids clothes that were all around the changing rooms, each time he just about reached the DVD section, I called him back for his opinion of the next thing that I had tried on.
Trying on finished, we headed for the checkouts, but then I spotted the accessory stand and oh, I might as well have a new necklace to go with my new outfit and that of course meant that I needed new earrings too...
... it's a good job that he loves me so much!
Chat soon, Liz



